6 February 2014 - Hotel Ibis Budget Brisbane Airport, Brisbane, Queensland

Budget says it all; you get what you pay for. We are squeezed into a coffin sized room with just enough space for two single beds (not two double or king singles as you might expect) and our Samoan suitcases, three already strapped up and piled ready for their journey across the Sea. The last one lies open ready to receive the last offerings tomorrow afternoon.

We were away from Bli Bli early this morning arriving at the Brisbane Toll Road office at Murrarie on the south side of the Gateway Bridge well before check in time. There we sorted out our toll dongle which we had safely sealed into an empty powdered- potato packet, after reading that aluminium foil was required for carriage to its final resting place. We also used the opportunity to link up our rental car to our toll account for the period we have it and came away all sorted thanks to the excellent service from the aging lady behind the counter. Mature staff should be valued more; this one is worth gold to her employers!

Still too early to check in to the hotel, we drove back across the river and up to Chermside, spending some time wandering around the wonderful Westfield shopping centre there. The centre is very modern and very smart, as well as being one of the largest visited for some time and certainly far superior to the one closer to the hotel at Toombul, which we checked out later in the day with a view to dining out tonight.

Finally we headed back down to the hotel and checked in with our massive amount of luggage and bits and pieces that were obviously useless in the circumstances. The rooms do not have tea making facilities; in fact the use of kettles and cooking appliances is forbidden. We stored some of our food in the communal fridge, an arrangement that is reminiscent of camp kitchens and noted the communal dining arrangement where we will probably have our breakfast tomorrow morning. Indeed this is a budget hotel and should be avoided if one is after a pampered holiday.

But this post is my swan song, although a swan is not migratory and we are likely to be back again because Australia is too wonderful and too big to do justice in just three years, although in all fairness I should subtract the time we spent back in New Zealand catching up with family; four months in all, which means that we actually only spent thirty two months travelling around the country, another reason why we will have to be back.

I shall miss the flora and fauna, especially the wonderful birdlife, the big open vistas, long roads, big skies, wonderful people and so much more. Yes, we will indeed be back, but for now, this is over and out.

Go well, and do as we have done, take the plunge; you only live once!

5 February 2015 - Riverside Caravan Park, Bli Bli, Sunshine Coast, Queensland

Tuesday morning saw us up early, long before the alarm clock went off; Chris had had very little sleep although his eye was looking a lot better, thank goodness. We packed lunch into the eski, and set off away from Bli Bli, west through the lush coastal valleys, back out onto the Bruce Highway and joined the heavy traffic heading south. We left the highway at Caboolture, now all too familiar, and called into the Pawn Shop we had managed to off load the very first of our discards. Alas, today was not as successful; we received about one third of what we had so very recently paid for the solar panel and accessories purchased with a view to storing the rig. Still, better than nothing, I suppose.

Back on the highway, we received a text from Gary from Darwin; his flight was delayed and he would not be in until midday. As we neared the north eastern outskirts of Brisbane, I recalled the existence of the Boondall Wetlands Park, a park we had visited on our last stay in Brisbane, part of the Mountain to Coast Greenway. We stopped by, not a grand detour at all, because even as one walks through the casurarinas and melaleucas, glimpses and sound of the traffic barreling through on the Gateway Motorway can be caught from the cycle path, a kilometre or so of which we walked to stretch our legs and to fill in time. Back in the car we ate half of our lunch and drained the thermos, still far short of midday but we could well imagine our meal routine would be shot if we did not attend to this now.

Resuming our route, we called by the hotel we are booked into for the last two nights before we fly out, the first of these nights really quite unnecessary the way things have panned out, but how were we to know? It looked alright despite the rather dismal reports I had since read on Trip Advisor, but it is in the middle of a light industrial zone, handy to the airport and more or less inaccessible to anyone but those who come by car or shuttle bus. We spied a big new shopping centre, Skygate, I think, but this too seems to be just as inaccessible to all but the motorist. God forbid that we will be limited to eating hotel food! Us, the self-caterers from way back!

We were still far too early to meet Gary but parked up in the Domestic Airport car park anyway, a mistake because we could have saved ourselves a whole lot of dosh if we had hung around the Boondall instead. Airport car parks are rip offs all over the world, are they not?

So we waited and waited for the delayed Jetstar flight from Darwin, and finally he came through, a “small chap aged fifty eight, wearing jeans”. We introduced ourselves then all set off to the rental car pick up area. I had booked this the previous day but not received the confirmation and detail in time by email, however a quick telephone call that morning had confirmed it was all on track. I had followed this up twice more when we were delayed, but at no time understood that we were to go in a shuttle back to their office to sign up and be sorted for the hire. This did not go down well, however I grabbed Chris’s Queensland licence, kissed him goodbye and jumped in the van, hoping it would all pan out.

Chris and Gary had to go via a place in Southbank to collect a draw fitting for the landcruiser which we all imagined would take them an hour or so. I had my water bottle, the newspaper and a book so was happy enough to fill in the time. However by the time I untangled the mess at Ace Rentals that I had made and set off across the river and west to Cooper Plains, without a navigational device, just a list of roads scribbled on a scrap of paper and the memory of the map, they were at the transport company waiting for me.

Farewell to our well travelled wagon

Paperwork all round was attended to efficiently and the cheque in the bank on the journey back into the city where we dropped Gary to do some shopping at David Jones for his city-shopping-starved wife. The whole business had been smooth and Gary had proved a delight to do business with. All was well in the world!

We headed back to the Sunshine Coast, stopping at a roadhouse for an ice-cream and a change of drivers; Chris slept the rest of the way home. Over a dinner of bacon, eggs and beans, complimented by a bottle of fine wine, we congratulated each other on having finally sold the rig, albeit at knockdown prices. And in case you are wondering what we eventually did sell it all for; we made a loss of about one third of the cost, and that is all I will say here.

This morning dawned with stormy skies, not at all promising for the last load of laundry planned. I hung it all out and we headed into Maroochydore to the Queensland Transport Authority to hand the landcruiser number plates in. Alas, Wednesday is a late opening for this office, unbeknown to the twenty or so other folk who had turned up for whatever reason. Finally we were served but were told the refund of registration and third party insurance would be mailed out by cheque. A fat lot of good that is!!! And that is what we said although Chris added a few other words. We have had to contact our niece on the Gold Coast to attend to the wind up of this matter. Unlike this stupid antiquated government department, our insurance company has been brilliant and so we are almost sorted as regards vehicle business.

The rest of the day, after dropping yet another load of stuff to the Lifeline shop, including boxes of tools, has been spent packing, weighing, discarding and repacking; all very upsetting although I am trying to think positively about having had to discard half my wardrobe. I will have to buy some new clothes! Actually that was something I had hoped I would not have to do for some years now I am no longer working.

3 February 2014 - Riverside Caravan Village, Bli Bli, Sunshine Coast, Queensland

Sleep continued to elude us, not least my poor husband, because it is he on whom I lean, rather than the reverse; I am simply the ideas person. A blood vessel had popped or done something equally hideous the day before, no doubt brought on by lack of sleep and stress, however this, his dark red eye bothers me more than him so we have not chased medical attention.

We spent the whole of Sunday packing and discarding, repacking and more discarding, a chore that seemed to go on and on and on. Two days ago I had dared to suggest that if we were required to leave immediately, we were organised enough to be ready within two hours. Rubbish! I say on reflection and in retrospect; two days at least. What a mammoth task this has turned into, and yet, and yet, thousands are relocating from one part of the world to another every day and do I hear them complaining?

We stayed on Jess’s case all day, still hoping a photo of The Cheque would appear. Her excuse was that she had sent it through to our telephone number. We quickly put her right there; our cellphone copes only with texts and voice calls, and really only the latter successfully. So no email came.

I woke before the birds this morning and would have enjoyed the dawn chorus had my head not been in a whirl of anticipation. As I later said to Chris, it is always I who am the optimist and he, the pessimistic curmudgeon, although I normally can keep my own mood above his, but of late, I have allowed his negative thoughts and expectations to creep over mine like a dark cloud.

We were up about six o’clock, breakfasted and packed up by eight. We called into the camp office on the way back from the newsagent and asked when our cabin would be ready. The manageress sent her husband up to turn the fridge on and half an hour later Chris drove the landcruiser up to the other end of the caravan park, full of our residual possessions. I was left to walk; no room for me, my computer and handbag, however the exercise did me good.

Jess phoned to ask if we could deliver the caravan to them after all; this was a positive bit of news. We found ourselves at their home soon after 11 am, almost an hour early, and realised too that we were less than a kilometre from where we had embarked on our travels three years ago after setting ourselves up at our friends Neil and Pauline’s; or at least as the crow flies. A strange coincidence and perhaps a good omen at last. But then that would have been to dismiss the other little gem that had appeared unto me yesterday afternoon; a delightful dragon had emerged from the scrub beside our caravan and stood in the sunshine, poised for escape should the need arise. It has been a while since we last saw one, so this was a little joy for the day. And if I was a superstitious person, yes, all good omens.

Goodbye to our travelling home.

At midday, Maria, Jess and Uncle all arrived; bank cheques in hand and all full of genuine love and honesty. Even Grandad emerged on his walker to sing the praises of the caravan that they had got for a bargain price! There was no scam involved, just a warm fuzzy family who do things in their own sweet time. Before we knew it, we were homeless and with a bit fat bank account; fat by our standards anyway.

We dropped another pile of goodies at the Salvos and made our way home, that is, our temporary cabin home. We telephoned Gary in Darwin to tell him it was all go whereupon he told us he would be arriving at Brisbane at 11.30 am tomorrow morning and would be pleased if we could call into a place on Southbank where he could pick up a shelf fitting for the landcruiser, before we head on to the transporter people in South East Brisbane. It is all go! I have a rental car booked and rather than uproot ourselves to another “home” in Brisbane before taking up our pre-arranged hotel accommodation on Thursday, we will stay on here at Bli Bli and drive back. It is not too far, or at least, not by Australian standards.

So I might have said that I look forward to a good long sleep tonight, but we will have to be up bright and early to fight the traffic on the Bruce Highway and deal with the Brisbane traffic; some of which I will have to drive in myself. But matters are on the up and up, at last!

1 February 2014 - Riverside Caravan Village, Bli Bli, Sunshine Coast, Queensland

Gary from Darwin did get back to us, back and forth with questions and suggestions. We emailed him this and that and he stayed keen despite the logistics of the whole transaction. Friday morning saw us back in Maroochydore ordering two new rear tyres, suspecting that the vehicle would fail a Safety Certificate inspection without them, and a visit to the Queensland Transport Authority to talk through the hypothetical interstate transfer of a vehicle. We came away from the first with an appointment for the morrow and the second delighted to find that we would simply take the number plates from the vehicle and it would enter the Northern Territory as an unregistered vehicle. In some ways this sounded like a simple solution, although it is not quite what Gary had been thinking. We drove back up to Yandina in the afternoon to a garage he had organised to do a pre-purchase check and managed to pick-up some pre-sale tips from the mechanics ourselves.

While we continued to enjoy the balmy breezes of the Sunshine Coast, interspersed with the very occasional shower, the state further north was being bludgeoned by Cyclone Dylan. We had been concerned for our friends’ daughter and her family, who had recently moved to part of the low lying flood prone part of Townsville. We watched the news for a glimmer of hope and found that it had passed over the coast missing the larger metropolis, but still saw a lot of damage. The politicians called it a rehearsal for something that might come later; for now that was good news.

Later in the afternoon, after Gary had received the report from the Yandina garage, he rang to confirm that he wanted to go ahead with the purchase. We agreed to a price but were wary of confirming unconditionally. We were still not 100% about the caravan, the whole affair had been most unsatisfactory with the goal posts moving every time contact was made. We were now in a position of having to consider accommodation and rental cars but all relying on the caravan transfer going through on Monday.  It was all completely unsatisfactory.

This morning dawned fine and noisy with the wonderful birdlife of Bli Bli and the sounds of motor boats heading out early for Saturday fishing; we are right on the river which is really quite delightful. We headed back into Maroochydore where we had the new rear tyres fitted and were back home in time for lunch, even after a stop at the Bli Bli aquatic park where dozens were queuing up for a ski rope tow on the wonderful facility there. Elsewhere within the same park, children played in another swimming pond on an array of curious inflatable shapes and families picnicked beside yet other waterways inviting even more water activities. We were satisfied with five to ten minutes observation before travelling on across the river and into camp.

After lunch Chris gave Jess a call to check how her grandfather was and to see all was on track for Monday. She assured us that he had turned a corner and asked if we had received the email with the photo of the bank cheque her father had picked up from the bank? No? She would resend it right now! Yea, right.

Chris then rang Keith, the ever suffering Keith of Lowood who has had a variety of requests and calls from us as our plans have swung this way and that. We explained where we were at and that all options were now on the table: we would have the landcruiser to store, or the landcruiser and caravan to store or perhaps nothing at all. He was most understanding and cautioned us about the dodgy nature of bank cheques, once amongst the safest of financial transactions, now not necessarily so. He told us that he had been stung a couple of times; that made us feel really good, as you can well imagine.

Gary emailed through a sale agreement that mirrored the emailed resume of our communication to date, we tidied up some of the spelling and technicalities and emailed it back but hastened to emphasise that this was still all conditional on the caravan sale going through. Poor Gary! He has flights, transporters and banks to sort! Poor Keith! He will be worrying about which vehicles to move around to accommodate us, or not. Poor us! We have rental cars, Brisbane accommodation, Bli Bli accommodation, storage or not, to sort out!

We spent the afternoon growing piles out on our concrete pad; a pile for the charity shop, a pile to be offered to the pawnbroker, a pile to be left in the caravan and piles which were duly lowered into our Samoan suitcases. Samoan suitcases are of course those plastic woven tartan bags you buy for $3 in the variety stores, zip topped and stitched with little quality control. They are used by the poor or unsophisticated who travel in from the islands, hence the name, or by those who have no space for proper luggage, such as ourselves. When we purchased our air tickets in Morayfield, we joked about them to the woman in the travel agency; she was totally ignorant about these excellent pseudo suitcases. We explained how ours would be enhanced by the strapping of masking tape and security of rope. She was quite appalled! She had thought us better than that; more likely to chase image, than practicality.

The relieving manageress of the park came down and spent some time chatting with us, sympathising and telling stories that did little to cheer us up. So what with all the human interaction or lack of, today, along with the fact that a preliminary weigh-in of the luggage has made it quite clear that our music CDs and favourite books will have to be left for others, we can only hope that tomorrow will be better.

30 January 2014 - Riverside Caravan Village, Bli Bli, Sunshine Coast, Queensland

Three days closer to departure than we were when I last posted an update. I would like to say that we are biding our time in cabin-style accommodation with our bank account fatter for the sale of our caravan, however the whole business remains sluggish and still not finalised. If we are being scammed, it is a most involved affair. Our buyers are in the midst of family crisis, a more senior member clinging to the edge of his life, and for them, the urgency of the caravan purchase is secondary to all else. Last night the lovely little Jess came to see us after work and told us how matters stand up at the hospital, how “Dad” is heading south despite the fact he is not officially to fly out of his work for another week. Family crisis take precedence and hopefully he can facilitate the material matters.

On Tuesday we had headed into Nambour with the back of the landcruiser loaded up with possessions ready to move to new homes. Having identified where the local Cash Converters were located, we attempted to park close by to facilitate the transfer of goods, some fragile, some heavy and all once precious. The only park that looked promising was half taken up by a small dilapidated vehicle parked at an odd angle spanning two spaces. I hopped out to ask the passenger if they could move the vehicle or if the driver was returning soon. This spaced-out yobbo shrugged, grunted and would probably have told me to F-off had I not resembled his grandmother. I returned to tell Chris who was double parked waiting for a satisfactory outcome, upon which he hopped out and had a go at the yobbo too. But no sense was forthcoming, and as we discussed later in the day, this was one of those moments that gun carrying Yanks are no doubt tempted to blow the creep out of his seat with whatever arms they happen to have in their handbag, glove-box or pocket. I for one would have been tempted and decided then and there that it was a very bad idea for civilians to carry arms. There would be mayhem out there; grumpy old people sorting out the useless brain-dead youth. Instead we inched into position, me doing the hand signals on the pavement as Chris manoevred in very cunningly. I should have let him back up another few millimetres and puncture the front of the car with our butty towball! But I didn’t. For all my wild talk, I am really the most civilised of human beings.

After all that, when we made our way into the air-conditioned Cash Converters, we found only a bank teller-like arrangement where a queue of similar yobbos were lining up to do what losers do in these places. Now we do frequent second hand stores, but this was simply the finance booth for those underhand dealings between ruthless sharks and gullible victims. The shark assured us he would come and see what we had to offer, when he had finished with this motley crew, however we could see we might be there until late in the afternoon if we were to await his attention. We left.

After wandering around Nambour to see what the town had to offer, little of which impressed apart from the potatoes at the IGA selling for a fraction of the price elsewhere, we headed home, catching sight of the Vinnies warehouse on the edge of town. We backed into their loading bay and donated all that we had intended for such a destination plus a whole lot that might have rendered up some monetary return elsewhere.That w as Tuesday.

We left our camp at Yandina yesterday morning, with no regrets and with as much trouble as we had settling in. Fortunately my strident directions to Chris as he inched out from our tight site brought assistance from a fellow camper. Men handle directions from other males far better than from their wives, so I stood aside and let the men sort it all out, which they eventually did, with much messing about. All of this should have alerted us to the fact this was to be yet another one of those days, if the previous night’s non-appearance of Jess and her mother and the promised cheque had not already done so. Over breakfast, we had received a call from the garage down in Forest Glen to advise that the chap who was scheduled to do the Safety Certificate inspection had called in sick, so we would have to do it another day. I am sure the poor girl on the other end of the telephone was taken aback by Chris’s exclamation of the S-word. There also followed other words, less expletive but no less cheerful. This was indeed a very bad start to the day.

I suggested we check out the garage up in Yandina which I had seen advertising the same service, when we walked up into the village a day or two ago, and then remained silent because continual nagging, albeit with brilliant ideas, was not likely to change the tone of the day.

We did stop by the aforementioned garage where Chris explained the day’s frustrations and the young man in charge was marvellously accommodating, and although he had time to fit us in immediately, the Gas Certificate was required first. So we headed the fifteen kilometres of so south down the Bruce Highway, arriving early for our 10.30 am appointment at the Caravan & RV Works.  Here we explained our dilemma which we considered, quite unfairly, that it was their fault given it was they who had insisted that the Truck & Trailer place around the corner was the place to go. To placate us, they told us to back the caravan into the workshop and they would see if the gasman could do it a little earlier. We sat in the cruiser reading the day’s newspaper, then Chris wandered about the caravan watching the dithering technician go about his work. He took hours and hours, or so it seemed as I remained in the hot vehicle, having read the whole newspaper cover to cover. At one point Chris came over muttering about the fact this pain-in-the-bum person insisted we need a new regulator. There was nothing wrong with the old one, hardly old at three years! Eventually it was done, the basic charge before GST the quoted $88, but then there were the official stickers at $12 each, the regulator, and half an hour’s labour charge, all adding up to an exorbitant $220. Selling a caravan is an expensive business here in Queensland and this was just for the gas certificate! Chris was furious, and made sure the sweet young girl behind the counter knew it. The morning was not going brilliantly at all. This would have been another of those occasions best avoided by gun-toting oldies.

We retraced our way back to Yandina, where the same lovely chap efficiently dealt with the safety certificate. This was the best thing that had happened all morning, or day so far, because it was not yet after midday. It was this lovely man who directed us to an auto electrician in Bli Bli, who operated from home up Flat Camp Road. There is nothing, simply nothing, flat about Flat Camp Road! We crawled up the steep narrow road and parked out on the road above a very steep property. Chris was directed by a small boy further down the hill where the workshop apparently was, but there was no one there. We were just pulling away when the same small boy came running out waving a smart-phone; he had Dad of the phone and would we like to speak to him. Despite the brilliant service, from the helpful lad and the warm voice at the end of the telephone, our trip was a waste of time. We headed down the other side of the hill, the driver muttering about “flat” roads, and headed for our new camp right in the centre of Bli Bli.

We spent the night still hooked up on a site through the fence from the road, lovely trees overhanging the caravan, and lovelier birds dropping love-notes all over the landcruiser. It was here that Jess came to tell us the family woes and try to resolve the where-to-from-here. Their lack of business acumen has been partly solved by advice from all comers; they are not prepared to pay until they have the caravan in hand. We were not prepared to hand over the caravan until the cheque was cleared, a three working day process according to our bank. Stalemate.

We have bowed to pressure but set a time and place for the handover and payment; midday on Monday and we will not be messed about any longer. We spoke frankly about the fact that this would have to go ahead even if Granddad had expired the day before, the hour before or even was in the process of taking his last breathes. We could stuff around no longer. I think she got the message. It is all a big load for this diminutive twenty two year old to deal with; hopefully her father will step in to the brink when he gets down from “up north”.

When we checked in here last night, we had explained our situation to management, and they said we could come and sort the detail tomorrow. Tomorrow has come and we cannot still guarantee anything! Fortunately Mr Manager has been through the same mill, and suggested we pay just for our powered site until the sale is supposed to take effect, and sort out the rest later. Perhaps he shares the same doubts and pessimism as my dear husband.

We took the caravan into Maroochydore this morning and had one of the dodgy indicator lights repaired, or rather replaced by one that does not exactly match the original. This is unfortunate but unavoidable. The auto electrician we dealt with was just marvellous; at one point he sent us off with the yellow pages and a map in his ramshackle courtesy car to buy the part from down to a wholesaler at Kawana Waters. Part way down we realised it was nearly out of petrol; fortunately we managed to find a petrol station before we found ourselves drawing to a spluttery roadside stop.

We came on back to Bli Bli, still feeling all fuzzy and warm, a rather rare experience these days, and set up camp on the site where in theory we will end our caravanning days. The birds are quite wonderful here in the park; I have brightly coloured orange and green lorikeets in the cane palms beside me, melodious magpies wandering about and a huge variety of others tucked up in the lush foliage making sure I never feel alone.

Chris lay down for a nap, the days all too much for us, and was woken just within the last half hour by a telephone call from Garry in Darwin. Garry is keen to buy our landcruiser and we are two days from taking it down from the online advertisement. He says he’ll fly down! Well, that has set the cat among the pigeons! What say he does give us the money and set out on the road back to Darwin and we are left here with a caravan and that deal fallen through! There seems no end to the uncertainties! Now if we were stinking rich, we could simply donate the whole lot to Vinnies, or the Salvos (who are currently making headlines here for the nasty things they did to little boys in bygone years – there is no end to these sick histories – forget donating to them!!) or a Hospice shop, and simply fly out. Now that would be something, wouldn’t it?

27 January 2014 - Yandina Caravan Park, Yandina, Sunshine Coast, Queensland

We have had a lovely day today, enjoying the statutory holiday doing something other than sitting about watching sport on television or sorting through gathered possessions.

Philomena, another of the newly released films since Christmas, was showing in Maroochydore, so we headed the twenty kilometres south east to this tourist destination immediately after breakfast and had no trouble finding parking at the shopping centre where the cinema is to be found. It was only about 8.45 am and there were few about; the supermarket did not open until 9 am, and apart from a few cafes open for the latte and cappuccino addicts, everything was closed, security roller doors pulled firmly down over entrances. 

Fishermen on Cornmeal Creek

This very large shopping centre, the Sunshine Plaza, which had so impressed me when we first arrived on the Sunshine Coast three years ago, looked decidedly tired without the melee of brightly dressed shoppers. And here on the Sunshine Coast, there is usually an air of permanent holidaymaking; folk dress in gaudy and cheery collections of the fashionable and unfashionable reflecting the bright sunshine which usually shines down upon this little paradise. Today there were only the early bird shoppers about, waiting outside the supermarket to shop, the few like us waiting for the cinema to open and curiously, four fishermen in two small boats trying their luck in the Cornmeal Creek, an inlet of the Maroochy River. The shopping centre is built across the creek in a manner that would surely never pass the bureaucratic consent labyrinths of today. A sign up on the boardwalk edge of the creek announced the life that lived in the murky depths below: White Breasted Swallows, Blue Faced Honeyeaters,  the Grey Teal and Pacific Black ducks, Black Flathead, Herring, Butter Bream, Yellow Fin Bream, and all within the shopping complex!

We absolutely loved the movie and would be delighted if Judi Dench won an Oscar for her performance, and hope that the story will be another nudge to those brainwashed by religion to re-examine their faith; that there is life beyond fantasy land and the puppeteers who control that world.

Escaping the very slightly busier centre after emerging from the cinema, we set off up along the Maroochy River, toward Bli Bli, a satellite settlement we had hoped to base ourselves before realising that the Australia Day weekend would fill the seaside accommodation of Queensland. As we drove up along the Bradman Way which morphs into the Don Low Way, I drew Chris’s attention to the fact we had picnicked here three years ago; he could not drag up the memory from the many we have accumulated during our incredible journey.

Bli Bli, pronounced Bligh-Bligh, has a population of over 6,200 and has a rather mixed history. The plaque at the entrance announces that it was established in 1868, but development was slow. Those early settlors felled the scrub and established grazing leases. By 1903, a significant area of the Bli Bli area was under cultivation with corn, potatoes and other vegetables, along with pawpaw, oranges and even coffee. But it was sugar cane that really took off, making Bli Bli, rising from the wetlands, the home of the Sunshine Coast sugar cane industry. A cane tramway was built to Deepwater in the vicinity of Bli Bli in 1912 and cane was grown in commercial quantities here by 1915. Extension of the tramway system in 1836 through Bli Bli ensured that sugarcane became the staple agricultural crop in the locality. The name is derived from the bastardised version of “billai billai”, the local lingo for “swamp oak”.

Aboriginal middens alerted Europeans entrepreneurs that there were oysters for the taking and by 1881, oysters were being harvested commercially at Bli Bli, collected by handpicking and dredging, and conveyed by cutter and steamship to Brisbane until the turn of the century. Then they were conveyed by motor launch to Yandina, where we are now. In 1903, the farming of oysters was commenced at Bli Bli and continues today.

In 1913, five acres of pineapples were planted, and a sawmill to cut timber into fruit cases was erected. Eight years later a shortage of timber gave rise to a pineapple cannery where the current caravan park is sited.

And this is where we headed today after we lunched across the river at Muller Park. And it was here that we received our first response to the reduced price for our landcruiser; a cash offer with little quizzing, an offer of $3,000 less that asked. Again it is obvious that we have offered our beloved chariot for a price too low. The refreshed advertisement has been online for a mere twenty four hours.

We called into the caravan park and chatted with the pommie-accented receptionist who is the wife of an ex-Kiwi from places-we-are-familiar-with; we secured a powered site for the days that follow the certification process that will hopefully not only take place but be finalised on Wednesday, and those that will be required when our beloved caravan is gone to new ownership and we are reduced to living in cabins and other-people things. We paid a deposit of $50 for the most airy-fairy accommodation arrangement we have ever entered into; a mix of drive-through powered site for Wednesday to accommodate a possible revisit to the garage for the required certification, a loose date for a transfer into a cabin and an even looser arrangement as far as a leaving date. Mandy was marvellous; what more could we say.

Views from Dunethin Rock

We headed back to Yandina, via the Nambour access road, turning off toward Yandina over undulating low hills crossing from one river lowland to another until we happened upon a turn off to Dunethin Rock, a granite outcrop marginally above the Maroochy River. We alighted from the landcruiser and climbed to the various mounds from where we had a variety of views, north and east to a far coastal settlement which we decided was probably Marcoola. Here, like many of the places we have wandered through in the past few days, was a fine mango tree, hanging with abundant ripe fruit, some of which had already fallen and lay rotting on the ground. I suggested to Chris that we rescue a few fallen fruit for personal consumption; however he is as unenthused as I about this sickly sweet fibrous yellow fruit.

South Maroochy River at Yandina

We were soon back in Yandina and the afternoon was still very early. Chris suggested we wander across the river which seems in most to be little more than a chain of ponds, and up into the township for some exercise, however we did not get far before the heavens opened and we were driven under the shelter of the verandahs. The rain eventually eased and we wandered around the block, past the now notorious Yandina Pub and back up to the new shopping block. We wandered up and down the aisles of the bland new supermarket, hoping to find semi-prepared products that required only the addition of boiled water fresh from the kettle, preplanning our last few days in poorly appointed (but cheap) accommodation. None such exists, yet I am sure I saw advertisements for foods that would qualify as such, on the television back in New Zealand five years ago or so; I should have paid more attention. Instead we settled for a couple of bottles of wine from the equally band new liquor outlet; there seems to be much to celebrate these days, or to lament.

The infamous Yandina Pub

The day has been full of ups and downs all day; the film was fabulous, we received that unacceptable cash offer by telephone for the landcruiser, an email from Keith of Lowood offering storage and control of the sale of the same vehicle and an inquiry from New Zealanders interested in buying the complete rig. We have booked our next stage of accommodation and learned that the hotel we have booked in Brisbane from which to launch our final flight, offers the most minimal of facilities and is not really adequate at all. As Chris said to his daughter last night during our long Skype chat, leaving New Zealand three years ago was a whole lot easier than leaving Australia now for the return. Then we had backup and support from family and friends, here we are on our own. However I should be more positive; people leave countries every day with the burden of asset transfer; at least they speak English here.

26 January 2014 - Yandina Caravan Park, Yandina, Sunshine Coast, Queensland

Happy Aussie Day! That’s what a sign outside a shop in Caboolture said last week. When I suggested that I should greet my husband on waking with that, he said that was too stupid, however given that the cheapie shops are full of flag themed undies, bras, hats and all manner of items you might be able to attach to either your body or your car, it would not surprise me that it was de rigeur in some patriotic bedrooms about the country this morning.

Here on the Sunshine Coast, the official forecast suggests occasional showers and that is what we had yesterday, or at least, the skies spent yesterday trying to rain, a few spits here and there, with little more until last night when there was success. Last night brought real rain; how lovely is the sound of the rain on the roof when one is tucked up safe from floods, in the middle of bird-filled bushy gardens. The amenities block is home to dozens of geckos as they so often are; the night before I spied a small domestic cat attempting to catch some of these agile critters in the neglected playground. Despite the fact that little has been done to improve this caravan park since we last stayed, it has a charm here beside the South Maroochy River.

The camp is full, visitors flowing in and out, and here on our site we have been busy spring clearing; yes, clearing not cleaning yet. I am sure we have removed at least one tonne of “stuff” out of the caravan, some into the back of the landcruiser for transport to the Op Shop in Nambour; we did the first of several drop offs yesterday morning. The reduction of the caravan’s weight has been mainly due to the precious paper souvenirs, maps, booklets and books, maps, fact sheets, maps, bird leaflets, maps, discarded with great reluctance.

Jess turned up yesterday morning with a bundle of cash in hand, representing a rather paltry but well-meant deposit for the purchase of the caravan. She brought along yet another relative to see what “Mum” and “Dad” were buying, this time Auntie Donna. “Auntie” who is not the partner of the “Uncle” we met on the initial viewing, also has caravanning experience and they all reckon they will have “Mum” and “Dad” sorted out without our instruction. In theory final payment will arrive on Tuesday but we will not hand the caravan over for at least another week. These folk are most trusting, non-business like, and dismissive of the formal agreement we had drafted out in preparation for yesterday’s visit; Auntie told Jess the van looked brand new and everyone is happy to deal with us, who, in theory, could scarper with the money and the caravan. However while we have booked to fly Emirates who allow a greater luggage weight, a two and a half tonne caravan might be rather excessive! And of course, we would have all of you to answer to.

Yesterday morning Chris asked if I had heard the gunshots during the night; I had not, but it did remind us that Yandina has been in the news recently concerning types who might try a pot shot or two on their enemies if they had a mind to. I have already mentioned the legislative change to sweep up the bikie riff-raff and how it has not gone down well with law abiding citizens who like to ride motorbikes. Well, it was here at the local pub that the Yandina Five gathered to pass the time of day; two were members of the Rebels gang and the other three, sundry associates. One of the latter was simply delivering a pizza to his mates who happened to be together in public, so he said, and there were great public cries from his wife who lamented her husband could not share the joys of Christmas with his young family while he whiled away his days in jail. Family snaps suggested the perfect family, not unlike any of ours, but when the truth came out, he had a list of crimes, drug related and the like, to keep him locked up for life. It seems that this new law, when used with discretion, is indeed netting the targeted fish. Anyway, that is Yandina’s latest claim to fame and it’s where we too are hanging about.

Today we have seen the end of the Santos Tour DownUnder, the last of the Aussie-Pommie cricket is being played out, dozens of well-deserving folk have been awarded Australia Day gongs, not least the latest Australian of the Year, Adam Goodes, the women’s Australian Open has been won by the first Chinese, Li Na and tonight, we will no doubt see Raphael Nadal twitch and twirl and win his way through to yet another Grand Slam title. And then it will be over, for sport at last, and life in our little world will return to normal, or at least as much as it can in this crazy whirl of The Leaving.

24 January 2014 - Yandina Caravan Park, Yandina, Sunshine Coast, Queensland

It rained heavily through the evening, the creek bed behind us quickly filling; I moved our shoes and other items from ground level under the awning into the caravan. I had visions of the last of our sandals being swept down through the flooded drains, into Lagoon Creek and out into Deception Bay, to join the flotsam and jetsam that these Queensland downpours must surely bring.

However by the morning, the floodwater, shallow as it was, had receded and we were able to pack up camp with no adverse effects.

We bade farewell to our eighty one year old recently divorced neighbour who travels with his dog in a wide and well-appointed bus-motorhome towing a Toyota ute. His story is an interesting one and probably best not told here, but indicative of those we meet on the road.

We bade farewell to the Geordie woman who is staying with her working husband, and two sons travelling separately with their families, all working on the same infrastructure project. This lady is not a happy immigrant and pines for “home”; a couple of trips back to return for good were also unsatisfactory. She was on her phone at 6 am this morning, her harsh accent travelling through the clear morning air. I pity her husband, surely long suffering with such a wife, but probably too much said.

And finally we bade farewell to the couple who are trying to sell their bus-motorhome, car on trailer in tow. The grass has grown long under their rig; they were already here when we arrived. But unlike the raven haired witch next door, this woman always has a cheery wave from the doorstep where she sits and smokes and watches the mornings arrive; she and her paunchy husband are a far happier pair.

I had predicted problems with manoeuvring out of our corner through the packed jumble of motorhomes, caravans and vehicle, but my worries were superfluous. Worrying is something I seem to be doing a lot of these days! We were out and on the road just in time for the rain; we joined the heavy traffic on the Bruce Highway with wiper blades working overtime.

I seem to recall Tomtom telling us the distance to our next camp was only sixty four kilometres away, and all on good roads, or at least amongst the best Queensland has to offer. As we neared the turn off to Buderim and beyond, we decided to check out a caravan service place at Forest Glen we recalled from an earlier trip through. There we booked in to have the gas certificate sorted next week. Here in Australia, or should I say, Queensland, vehicles, caravans and trailers do not need a six monthly or annual warrant of fitness, or “roadworthy” as my husband always calls them. Instead you have to have a safety certificate, which is basically the same, before sale, or no ownership transfer can be formalised, and with caravans, a gas certificate as well. At about $100 a pop, this means about $300 to be spent by us the vendor, for the entire rig. Still, I guess if you consider that we have avoided the more regular checks, it probably all comes out to about the same cost.

We were also given the name of a truck and trailer service outfit who are in cahoots with the RV repair people; we telephoned them and made an appointment to dovetail with the first on next Wednesday.

It was still too early to check into this caravan park, so we drove up into the town centre of Yandina. A freshly painted sign reminded us that eight thousand people call Yandina home and we noted that a brand new shopping centre had risen from the ground in our absence, part of it open for business and sporting a smart IGA sign. We should be well served while we are here, although as we did wander about the centre, finding a branch of our bank which is useful except that it will be shut for much of our stay here, Yandina does seem to lack a charity shop; we may have to drive down to Nambour with our donated goods.

Arriving at the camp, we found the same friendly family in charge, but offering accommodation at an increase of 20%. Perhaps this is simply a seasonal matter and we were here at a different time of the year? But we did receive our loyalty 10% discount, before Mrs Manager noted that our loyalty card had expired a month ago. Fortunately she accepted the deed was done and we thought ourselves fortunate in that, but unfortunate that our membership had expired at this late stage of our travels.

Once down in the bowels of the caravan area, we were soon reminded that the sites here are tight at best. In fact our neighbour was initially allocated this one, and refused to take it. However after Chris spent some time with his pruning saw and a ball of string, we had our space sorted and we are cosily tucked between the pretty cane palms and walled garden beds. The drainage is as it was last time, slow to say the least, but we have water, and power to drive the overworked air-conditioner and of course the equally overworked television set. This afternoon there is the Santos Tour Down Under, the fourth of the one day cricket matches between the Australian and ever-beaten Poms, and the Australian Tennis Open…. It is nearly as busy as my head is these days!